titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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lanashiftdelrey:

when someone disturbs me while i’m eating

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Preseason ballin’. #miamidolphins #miami #dolphins #mia #305 #nfl #football #preseason #panorama #panoramic #stlvsmia (at Sun Life Stadium)

Preseason ballin’. #miamidolphins #miami #dolphins #mia #305 #nfl #football #preseason #panorama #panoramic #stlvsmia (at Sun Life Stadium)

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#football #preseason #panoramic #miami #panorama #nfl #305 #mia #miamidolphins #stlvsmia #dolphins 

titytwochainz:

when ya stomach make a noise you never heard before

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"I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all
So tell me why shouldn’t it be true?
I get a kick out of brew” #beer #brew #ineedadrink #happyhour #mfdoom #hiphop

"I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all
So tell me why shouldn’t it be true?
I get a kick out of brew” #beer #brew #ineedadrink #happyhour #mfdoom #hiphop

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#ineedadrink #mfdoom #hiphop #beer #brew #happyhour 
Training day 1 of 2. #miamibeach #miami #beach #mia #305 #panoramic #panorama #humpday (at Eden Roc Miami Beach)

Training day 1 of 2. #miamibeach #miami #beach #mia #305 #panoramic #panorama #humpday (at Eden Roc Miami Beach)

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#panoramic #miami #panorama #305 #mia #miamibeach #beach #humpday 

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